Australian news everyone
THE SLASH BRINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
i’m re-blogging this…
ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE
you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
So this is where the “Dick Fingers” card in Cards Against Humanity came from
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
the real question is how did i get addicted to this site
am i annoying you???
or are you just really polite?????????????
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work