tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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overnight-shipping:

brokendildo:

arekelly:

ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE

you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops


So this is where the “Dick Fingers” card in Cards Against Humanity came from

overnight-shipping:

brokendildo:

arekelly:

ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE

you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops

So this is where the “Dick Fingers” card in Cards Against Humanity came from

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

cyberblogging:

am i annoying you???

or are you just really polite?????????????

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work